State of Sweatshop Address 8/26/06
Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is Kevin Hayman. I'd like to thank you all for coming, and now we will get down to business.
As some of you are aware, here at Sweatshop Studios our biggest export is entertainment in the form of the "web cartoons" that the kids seem to be so into these days. We currently provide one completed comic known as "Kota's World" and are producing three series concurrently. They are Geebo, The Errant Apprentice, and Munki's Tales. Did you see that? "Tales"? That's a pun! I understand that humor can be very effective in these sorts of things.
Now, as of our last check with the traffic department, we are currently pulling in around 800 visitors a month. My advisors tell me that ranks just above several websites about Martians invading Newark, New Jersey and below several "My Little Pony" fan sites. To attempt to draw more traffic we are actively searching for sites to advertise on that will actually respond to our emails.
I know that our late founder Gilliam Cocktoastenson would be proud of the strides we've made in the last 45 years, and it is out sincere hope that we can continue to be guided by his founding principals of lust, fear, and corruption. Thank you.
As some of you are aware, here at Sweatshop Studios our biggest export is entertainment in the form of the "web cartoons" that the kids seem to be so into these days. We currently provide one completed comic known as "Kota's World" and are producing three series concurrently. They are Geebo, The Errant Apprentice, and Munki's Tales. Did you see that? "Tales"? That's a pun! I understand that humor can be very effective in these sorts of things.
Now, as of our last check with the traffic department, we are currently pulling in around 800 visitors a month. My advisors tell me that ranks just above several websites about Martians invading Newark, New Jersey and below several "My Little Pony" fan sites. To attempt to draw more traffic we are actively searching for sites to advertise on that will actually respond to our emails.
I know that our late founder Gilliam Cocktoastenson would be proud of the strides we've made in the last 45 years, and it is out sincere hope that we can continue to be guided by his founding principals of lust, fear, and corruption. Thank you.
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